Demon gate

I am not 100% sure, but i seem to remember coming across the term "demon's gate" or smt like that as i was reading up on Fengshui sometime during my secondary school period. Basically it refers to a window, door, toilet sink or smt that brings u bad luck.

well, there is a demon gate in my room. I dunno if it has actually brought me bad luck and all * i mean this things are hard to quantify* However it has definitely brought me much stress and agony. The demon gate is the huge window in my room.

from 8 to 12, be it am or pm, countless evil spirits and what not come in and defile my room. From 8 am to 12 pm, the window faces the direct sun. I am not exaggerating when i say this, but it as though the sun god apollo is sitting right outside my window. if my blinds are opened, it is no different from sitting in an open field with no shade. oh wait actually i rather sit in a open field with no shade. y? cos my room has this amazing tendency to trap heat. the heat generated by by the light gets accumulated in my room and turns it into a giant oven. oh did i mention about the time my mother went to mop my room and lifted the blinds? i went in 30 minutes later and it felt like a god damn sauna.

ok so what about the evening? from 8pm to 12 pm? hohoho it gets better. In the evening, for reasons that i am unaware of, Insects flock into my room like a swarm of locusts. These spawn of Satan come in all shapes and sizes. Bees, wasps, flying ants, beetles.... Can u imgine how annoying it is? here i am minding my own business in my room and.... OMG THERE IS A GIANT WASP IN MY ROOM!!! Even if its not a bee or wasp, it is still very annoying to have flying insects flying around ur computer. And for some reason, the insects do not go to the other rooms but specifically home in into my room.

Convinced it is a demon gate?

so recently i have been taking steps to mitigate this problem, shifting my bed, leaving only 1 window open, closing blinds. i have been contemplating getting some mosquito netting but haven got around to doing it yet. Anyway, just the day before yesterday, i told myself that i  could not take the goddam morning sweating sessions anymore, and so after the sun had set, i took steps to rectify the problem.

Ta da! as u can see i have pasted newspapers and my accounting homework all over my window. well, except 1 cos i dun think i will open that window anyway. Now u may be thinking that it looks dam ugly. actually, i agree with that. but i will also rather sleep in a trash can if it is going to be more comfortable than my room.

Now the reason i did this is to filter out the laser beams being admitted from the morning sun, as well as to allow me to open the window for ventilation. U see, i could easily have just closed my blinds to stop the sun from getting in. However, my blinds are not permeable. so it sorts of traps even more heat in my room when i close it.

So today is the first day i am testing the newspaper plastered windows and wah la! it is working perfectly! well, except for the smell of newspapers lingering in my room.... but hey! it has made my room a much more hospitable environment to live i.

TAKE that demon gate!!! =)